remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing
is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK
He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.
I would vote for him
i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot
he wanted to make a law making brushing ur teeth mandatory and was in support of zombie power
did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day